breaking news and little unbreakable news!!

Is the world upside down or is it coz the way am seeing it.. looks like a bit of both!!!!!!!!!!!

Well the word is out.. US prez George W Bush wins the Nobel peace prize for ensuring long lasting peace in Iraq.. Iraqi people have expressed their gratitude to Mr Bush for bringing in harmony and national unity in the war torn country.. In his thanksgiving speech he said that the 100 odd people killed daily in Baghdad is collateral damage which is ensuring a otherwise “peaceful” state of the country. Motivated by the response .he is now eager to ensure peace Iran as well .. Uh.. only wish he stays in ranch and go fishing once in a while with Condoleezza dudette ..Thanks for all the help dude and god save America!!

Neways amidst all the trouble brewing in the world we have our own little headache back home.. Our Mumbai bureau special correspondent reports……………..

Justice Narendran commission comes out with a detailed report on why Indian team failed in this world Cup. The undistinguished lawyer in his interaction with experts found that the ball was not coming on to the bat for the batsman and the bowl was moving away from the wicket for the bowler. mm..that was some startling news..seems like lotta research went into it!!
Aah.. Don’t worry baba….we have reasons to rejoice…As a part of corrective measures suggested by the commission the ball and the bat will be subject to rigorous imprisonment for 10 years !!…Will that make all you sorry duds happy!!!!!!!

Well the times are bad…Even the normally sedate literary world isn’t spared. Fans express their anger over Salman Rushdie’s latest novel as it is devoid of any inflammatory statements nor did it ridicule any religion or reputed personalities. Several countries issue Fatwa on Rushdie for writing a non controversial book.

The author has gone into hiding after the publication of his latest book “A guide to Bonsai cultivation ”.
That’s why they say if you got a reputation.. thrive on it……….

After the successful exit of the Indian team from world cup Indians are turning their attention to movies. The Cine world is churning ridiculous and mediocre fare at a alarming pace.
Southern heartthrob Mammootty decides to lend his youthful exuberance in a school based love story. He enacts the role of underage kid who falls in a illicit relation with a slightly older Meera Jasmine. The actor claims that he was happy playing a role "realistic" to his age after a long time. And in a new twist Mallika Sherawat has decided to expose. She says that she doesn’t mind showing a bit of skin if the character demands.. Well commitment to artistic excellence demands it!!!!!

Neways since Rediff uncle is busy peeping at Abhishekji’s bedroom we decided to peep into the other aam aadmi who attended the marriage.. If you haven’t noticed let me make a point, Amitabhji like people only whose name starts with A.. He approved err now daughter in law Aishwarya ..His best bud is a self proclaimed “poor man’s” neta Amar Singh who apparently have poor buddies like the Ambani’s.…Well if your name is Alok..Amit..Anoop..or Appukuttan..you are a big shot man…By the way Amar singhji we believe that you are really struggling to survive in these days of high inflation..You dont have to say it all the time!!


Well some shocking news coming from Kerala…

A vazhipokkan(passer-by) mistook a person walking in the corridors of a govt office at 10 am in the morning for a thief and called up the police .. Later on the claim was found to be untrue. The passer-by had actually mistaken the govt employee for a thief as he was seen at a unearthly time of 10 am. Government employees arriving office on time are advised to exercise caution.

Talking of government institutes, the efficiently performing Indian metrology department is under fire from public. A recent prediction of rain turned out to be true and puts a bad reputation to the department’s consistency in "inconsistency". Well sometimes it doesn’t pay to be right!!!

My tabloid expert correspondent in Amreika reported on Monday that Britney spears has announced her plans to quit drugs until Monday afternoon…oops…Sorry for the late reporting…We never thought it would be this fast…

The world isn’t fair for the sane. it is insanity that thrives!!!!!!!! Well to be fair to all a bit of insanity aint that bad!!!!!! have a nice weekend………chao!!!!!!!!!!!