Place: Somewhere in
Time: A couple of thousand years ago…
Adam: “oh…c’mon...can’t we just order it from heavenbay.com”
Eve: “you don’t understand Adam…we need to have something fresh…bio-fresh...could you just get ready fast!!”
Eve: “Eh…why do you need them anyways??”
Adam: “I just get the feeling we might need em today!!”
Eve: “okie dokie…it must be somewhere...i ll get it”
“The Garden of Eden” *Today’s offer…Apples!!*
Eve’s joy knew no bound and she pestered Adam to the shop…But Adam reminded her of the fatwa issued by the almighty…But in an unprecedented move they went inside and plucked an apple. Life changed ever after. This historic shop lifting incident documented in a holy book gives insights into why women love shopping and men don’t.
Over thousands of years the fig leaves graduated to products from L’Oreal and wardrobes from Louis Vuitton. Men were forced to buy products from Gillette and had to stop hunting for wild boars under the pretext of wildlife protection. These drastic evolutionary changes also resulted in man adapting to the new way of life. God who was very well aware of the plight men were going through did occasionally make products like I-phone, Bluetooth headsets and play stations. Though I believe those were mere ploys to make men come of their caves.