One day when all the world leaders were tired of the wars…economic crisis…summits...and shortage of scandals they decided to enter the yahoo chat room for some fun…It all started when the new prez elect installed yahoo messenger in his new HP laptop (window vista and change inside!)
Barack Obama joined the US chat room
Obama: Hi fellas.
Hillary: Hi mate…long time no see.
Obama: Yeah...and hopefully not for another 4 years.
Mc Cain: Good luck buddy...btw is Joe the Biden online?
Obama: nope...he is chatting with Sonila.
Mc Cain: Why do you have an Indian in your team…?
Obama: Dude she is VHP…I need her.
Mc Cain: VHP?
Obama: Very Helpful for President.
Mc Cain: Cool…Btw where do you plan for you first state visit?
Palin: Mr. Prez you should probably visit Alaska…a country of strategic importance for us.
Obama: John...thanks for all your support in the election…You know I mean it!!
Obama: I am actually visiting India…a place called Kerala.
Bush enters the chat room.
Bush: Hi …you guys in there?
Obama: Damn him again…what do we do?
Mc Cain: No worries...just tell him we are not here.
Obama: No one here…myself and Mc Cain are in invisible mode…Can’t you see that...
Bush: oops…am sorry!
Bush leaves the chat room
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Achumaaman joined the Kerala chat room
Achumaaman: Comrades the new American prez is visiting our state.
Achumaaman: Since he is a socialist we need to give him a wonderful welcome.
Politburomember: Yes, Sakhaavu …I have taken care of it…I have even put banners throughout the state…
Politburomember: though there is a slight mistake with the spelling...we have a ‘B’ missing and a couple of A’s missing and mixed up.
Achumaaman: WTF?
Politburomember: it says ARRACK TODDY…anyways in his fast entourage he would read it as BARACK TODAY!!
Achumaaman: What happened to the ‘B’?
Politburomember: Sakhaavu...all of em were used in the recent Bandh.
Achumaaman: Oh never mind…chill.
Achumaaman: Guys did you see the new movie twenty-twenty
Politburomember: Nope...we boycotted it...Mammootty is no more ‘left’…The posters shows him in the middle.
Achumaaman: Damn…Let’s suspend him…
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As usual folks in US chat room got bored and they joined the International politics chat room
Obama: hey Zardari please clean up the mess in Pakistan asap
Zardari: How can I do…Don’t you understand that we have troubles with the Indians as well
Obama: Don’t worry dude...I have got MS word on it…
Zardari: I agree you guys are good with computers…and got MS word…but we have had three bloody wars!!
Obama: I mean Manmohan Singh’s word on it…He won’t trouble you…
Zardari: High fives Obama!!
Zardari: Hi...Sarah…
*Sarah clicks Report Abuse.*
Sarah Palin has left the room.
Zardari has left the room.
Gadaffi has left the room.
Sarkozy has left the room.
Akhito has left the room.
Nazarbayev has left the room.
Brown: Where are all the folks going?
Sarah enters Alaska chat room.
Zardari enters Alaska chat room
Gadaffi enters Alaska chat room
Sarkozy enters Alaska chat room.
Nazarbayev enters Alaska chat room
Akhito enters Alaska chat room
Brown: aaah...OK...I get it.
Putin enters Alaska chat room
Sarah has left the room.
Zardari has left the room.
Gadaffi has left the room.
Sarkozy has left the room.
Akhito has left the room.
Nazarbayev has left the room.
Putin: Hello any one there?
Putin: “KNOCK KNOCK”
Meanwhile similar things were happening in another room.
Raj joined the Mumbai chat room
Venkataraman has left the room
Colonel Nair has left the room
Balbir Singh has left the room
Mohan Yadav has left the room
Yahoo Alert: No one is still left in the room. Do you want to stay?
Raj has left the room.
Raj joins Indian Politics chat room.
Indian Politics administrator declines access.
*Inside Indian Politics chat room.*
Karunanidhi is sharing the song “Tamizha Tamizha”
Rajapaksha declines the file.
Thapar: Isn’t it amazing the Americans have finally voted a Brown leader to power.
Laloo: arey but we have been electing brown leaders for last 60 years!!
Gordon: And it has happened in UK as well for the first time 2 years ago!;-P
Laloo: LOL!! Gordon bhaiyya too good...Do visit Patna sometime.
Meanwhile Bush was alone in the US chat room.
Al Queda: Hi…asl?
Bush: asl….what does it mean.
Al Queda: Ammunition shotguns and launchers.
Bush: You see...am currently de-facto president. I ll check with the new Prez elect...btw what was your name...Could you spell it?
Al Queda: Al as in Al Gore…Q as in Kuwait…U as in urgent...W as in war…A as in America…D as in destroy…and A as in asap!
Bush: Thanks dude…I ll let him know…Cool name you have btw…would love to meet you.
Al Queda: me too.
Suddenly a virus attacks all chat windows. The virus was spreading like wildfire….A stranger started visiting all chat windows.
God: Your appraisal is coming soon. Due to economic crisis in heaven we would have to send few of you to hell. Please be prepared for the lay offs. Your role change would be communicated shortly after reviewing appraisal presentations.
It echoed somewhere in a voice chat that was still open…
“RUN LALOO RUN!!”
P.S. Please take part in this for a cause..its fun too..
15 years ago
43 comments:
OMG ! That was supreb.
High fives Mathew!
It's too creative!
creative!!
That was awesome bro!
A creatively hilarious post! Good One!
Wow! Thats something different!
Arrack toddy!LOL! this one was HILARIOUS!!
Njan namichu!!!
Totally hilarious, right from the start to end.....Thanks for this post :)
"Very Helpful for President."- smart!
nice jab at bush:D...hehee..the invisible trick
mammootty's centre pose..
MS word..
brown president of UK..
hehehe...wat kalipp ideas anna!!!!
That was funny! But somewhere down the post, I got a little lost... :)
You have a good sense of humour. Feels great that you can write about so many things that can cause stomach ache due to laughter to an army of people.
As of now, ++fan_count;(hopefully it is within the maximum allowed for this datatype) . A complete Stranger to you. So will sign as Anon.
LOL that was educative!
LMAO!.... :D..
kalakki mashe..
keep them coming.. :)
-"Achumaaman: What happened to the ‘B’?
Politburomember: Sakhaavu...all of em were used in the recent Bandh."
dude, you rock!! all the time!
n yeah, hope all the CEOs and co-founders of heaven aren't putting down their papers!
@നിലാവ്
hehe..thanks!
@ancientmariner
:-)
@Rockus
thank you..
@Whats in a name?
thanks..
@Rakesh Vanamali
;-D
@Vidya
thanks dudette.
@Mishmash !
hahaha..to hear it from the land of bush..;-P
@Praveen
thanks dude..
@anudivya
i was myself by the end of the post...
@SH
thanks for visiting..and yeah most of commenters here are blogger friends like you..
@cris
waah..educative..;-P
@Nishant
thank you..
@SGP
nice to know u enjoyed it..
@usha
;-D
ur in element...hilarious stuff..and who knows this might be even happening..;)
Interesting...but a bit tooooo long.
Hey gr8 creativity. It was awesome. I'd a great laugh early morning reading it.
PS: I'm reading the post in a bus now. Long train rides have finally stopped :)
Sooper post!!
Lol…
Missing P.V (Paavam Valleyttan) and Mukundan in Achu’s chat
Lol on palin and Zardaari..(Palin may be scared of zardari's webcam ..chances of virtual shake hands and hugs..)
CHANGE would have compelled Obama to move on to Kerala..
Enjoyed ‘dude’,MS Word and VHP and Sarkozy’s silence
Inside Indian Politics chat room.*
Karunanidhi is sharing the song “Tamizha Tamizha”
Rajapaksha declines the file.(Rajapakse may not decline..accept and then start abusing,but only after the discussions with military)
LOl on Asl
On God’s note,sending some to hell ? Omg God may be discussing with diplomats and cultural leaders on how to rename hell.
made me laugh early mng..thanks for the healthy breakfast.
You are so good, ou should be writing for a newspaper.
Rocking one dude ... spot on !!
2 days i am away for a meeting and political satire masterpiece happens!...
@jina
that would be scary...:-P
@Sridevi
yeah...chat windows are always long..;-P
@Abhi
haha..thanks..so u got tired of trains now..wh..
@Zo-Ya
thank you..:-)
@Ann
oops..am not aware of PV and mukundan..maybe new characters..eh
thanks a lot!:-)
@starry nights
wow..thats a generous compliment..thanks..
@Deepti
;-D
@Ann
we are never short of political characters...well a one last shot at Bush was too tempting..;-D
Man this was brilliant!!!!
Very Helpful for President.
Nope...we boycotted it...Mammootty is no more ‘left’…The posters shows him in the middle.
MS word
phew! so much creativity on a single post, you could apply for the guiness or something...:D
Good one, mathew. :)
Ha Ha Ha Mathew...
I just can't help but to link it at Blogbharti.
Here
http://www.blogbharti.com/cuckoo/politics/join-the-room/
P.S.- Sorry, I have reduced my visits here (busy I am :)) but I am reading each post of yours. :)
High fives Mathew!
zimply zuperrrrbbbbb :)
new 2 ur post..... that was an awesome totally hilarious post...
Beeline..
Brown: aaah...OK...I get it.
WOW!!!
I wonder where on earth you pour these ideas. so much humor.
Oh my goodness. what do I tell you. Beware of late night Tv they may steal ur bushisms
Awesome read, as always, sire. :)
Would've been better if you'd written more mallu stuff with Achumaman and all. :D
hey great imaginative work!!
@Abraham Menacherry
thanks dude..
aah..guiness ..depends on which..;-D
@Philip
thanks..:-)
@Cuckoo
thanks a lot..and glad that you enjoyed..and for visiting here for a long time..:-)
@Nikita
thank you.. :-)
@Journey to Home
thanks..and for visting this blog..cheers..
@Praada
thanks..and are you related to a russian newspaper..;-P
@Priya
:-) gracias..
@Pooja
hahaha..you guys simply voted that paavam out..
@Hari
thanks..haha..i think we have enough of em in televison already..;-P
@Rahul
thank you..
Yeah right . The world would not be same without him as President. Hope I dont get a visit from Homeland security in name of patriot Act for posting this comment.
ROFTL ....
" Zardari: Hi...Sarah…
*Sarah clicks Report Abuse.*"
Too good man....too good
First timer here!!! Hilarious post!! ROTFL....
ROTFL
Absolutely hilarious, dude. Excellent.
Mamooty is no longer left. He is in the middle. Outrageously funny!
:D
Hilarious! Loved the Achumaaman part!
@Pooja
LOL!!
@confucius
thank you..
@The Seeker
thanks for visiting this space..
@hammy
;-D I need to catch that movie..
@velapokam
thank you..and thanks for visiting..
"Sakhaavu...all of em were used in the recent Bandh."
Haha. Hilarious.
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