It happened one stormy night.

Okay..This tag from SIlverine was supposed to be some real dark murky secret blow up. But most of em escaped with their illicit flings with animate objects like dogs.or inanimate objects like trees and lamp post’s…But I aint gonna do that.. Because I am cooooool… like Rajnikanth!!!!

First kiss..

Being the metro sexual dude I am, I don’t remember when I started kissing.. I was always the irresistible hunk from the day I was born. I remember the nurse gushing over me when I was lying down stark naked in the maternity ward of a hospital in Kottayam… But I waved the nurse a goodbye.. coz it is not legally allowed to do ‘it’ in our country until you are 14…

During my teenage I was literally suffocated with all the girls in school trying to kiss me.. C’mon it isn’t my fault that I was born as the piece de Greek god!!! But since I have to neway explain my first kiss. I ll admit that it happened quite recently..My close buddies who know me very well, I am sorry I dint tell you about this before…I lost my kissirginity!!…

It was summer in Hamburg and therefore an unbearable 20 degree Celsius…On that moonlit night..near Alster lake…I was watching the birds and the weekend crowd gathering around..That day after my regular work out in the gym I found that I had actually 8 packs instead of 6 packs which normal gym regulars have…I couldn’t sit on the plastic chairs near the lake fearing that I might damage them with my hard well toned muscles..How difficult life is for a well built hunk..sigh!!!

I was initially startled seeing a lady in saree in this foreign land. She was a holding a book. I just managed to have a glimpse on the title..’Midnight’s…’..err never mind…
Well as soon as she came near me her eyes got transfixed on me. Well it wasn’t happening to me for the first time and I ignored the glance. But there was something that particular moment which stuck me. There was this lady in her late 20’s or early 30’s wearing a very colorful Indian dress amongst the sea of white drab faces. I suddenly found that she was indeed beautiful. Then it was an instant chemistry. Almost like sulphur in water..Suddenly we found ourselves inches from each other. It was a kiss without a reason. Absolute bliss…

I grabbed her svelte necks and lifted her. She gasped for oxygen…oops the sorry part of having extra powerful muscles…I dropped her and we kissed passionately for another 23 minutes. Suddenly she asked whether I had a mobile phone with me.

She dialed some guy in Dubai and muttered something in Hindi..

“You are a satanic…”

And in a rage she threw away the book she was holding in the lake..Padma and I couldn’t bear to live without each other. We have decided to get married at Vaikundom kalyanamanadam..West fort..Trivandrum..All are cordially invited.

P.S: Although trivial the book she threw away was “Midnights children”
Her second name is Lakshmi…

In honor of those who have already lost their kissirginty..I dedicate this favourite song for you..