These days I see lot of fuss about the new Seven Wonders of the World...People are going crazy over it. But I do vehemently oppose the list they have come up with…Taj Mahal doesn’t look better than my College building for sure. And they named some 'Wall' as a wonder.. Do you believe that?!!! There is a wall near my home with a poster of Panniyan Ravindran plastered on it…Why can’t it be a wonder too! And what is that so special about pyramids??.. They are actually an irritant in the beautiful Sahara landscape.. Colosseum something slightly bigger than the dilapidated well you find everywhere in Kottayam.. And what is Machu Picchu..Some kind of fish?..eh!! In protest I am bringing with my own list which is way far better than the official one..

This is one of the most ancient wonders probably as old as the dinosaurs…People from all over the world especially from Kerala have looked in awe at the most stunning grin on a human face.. The old warhorse of the hand party and his handpicked son is a treat to watch for their politicking jugglery skills...This dude is admired for his love of furniture’s especially “chairs” that generally occupy a particular room in the Kerala state assembly..

An outstanding example of niche idiotic statements and blunders. The shining jewel of American politics is unfortunately the only qualifier from Texas.. In-depth knowledge of Mesopotamian civilization is his strong point which is fairly obvious by now.. Whaddya buddy, lets have some Persian carpets for your white house too..We gonna miss you from next year..You gave us so many laughs in your press conferences!!!

Probably the only person who got richer going to prison and for sure something no one else could have pulled off with more panache…She might be Paris..But her name strikes a chord all over from Los Angeles to Kesavasdasapuram..Most likely to topple Eiffel tower as the most popular symbol of Paris..

CBSE has announced that the biology text books have to be republished after they discovered existence of the new largest mammal on land mass apparently dislodging the elephant which we all learned all these years.. Hey you can’t escape without paying your due’s to Kerala’s own Marylyn Monroe…
P.S: Apologies for not publishing full snap. The Microsoft windows cannot handle large pictures

A actor who has redefined acting and instilled emotional upheavals among the public .Posters read.. The Lawyer in as Rajni!!..The Doctor in as Rajni!!..The anti-social in as Rajni!!….I fall on your feet my BOSS!!

A sound which could attract extra terrestrial species…Last reported that NASA might be employing him soon to contact with aliens using specific frequency sound waves which even the most sophisticated sound machines are not able to generate. Although several state of the art Bose speakers were damaged when his neo-nasal frequency waves were broadcasted...Experts fear that the sound waves might bring back even the dead alive..

The average malayalee is definitely the new age wonder..This unique breed of people is a paradox..Communist at heart but his brain thinks capitalist. I have always wondered at the wanderlust malayalee whom you can find from a hospital in Scandinavia to a tea shop in Argentina. I wait for the day when all the fuel in the world is exhausted and some brilliant malayalee will come up with a fuel made from coconut oil….We zimbly rock!!
P.S.please take the post lightly..No offences meant..Cmon who blames Paris Hilton!! ;-P
P.S..I find it funny the way media writes about sporting events these days
Day 1:Sania cruises into second round of the French Open :-)
Day 2:Sania breezes into the third round of French Open :-D
Day3: Sania crashes out of third round :-(
The breeze that cruised and crashed..eh!!